Why do men watch p*rn?

Is it okay if my partner watches p*rn?

Shut up, bitch… I’m a mother now, Jordan. I need to censor shit.

But beetch… get a bag of chips… a cold, crispy coke zero… whisk your matcha … defrost a chicken… slap on a Korean face mask… slap your man for no reason.. I don’t fucking know, just something you can do and leave alone for roughly 20 min because this shit is gonna be a long fucking forced TED talk, because although I’m a Scorpio that wants to be left the fuck alone, I am a Leo rising, and need a good amount of fucking attention every weekend. Not on weekdays… that’s too much.

So let’s get to it, siszt!

We all have the same questions, right?

1.     How big is Henry Cavill’s dyick? No? That’s just mine? Char… Seriouzly.

2.     Why do men even watch porn?

3.     Is it even okay for him to watch porn? Is it even legal to watch porn? Should I even be okay with it?

4.     Is it cheating if he watches porn?

5.     Does he fantasize about the women he sees in porn?

6.     How do I deal with all his porn consumption?

I am not a psychiatrist, nor a psychologist. I’m just… I’m not ist. I am simply a mother hoe who understands why men are fucking morons. I’m kidding. It’s a joke. It’s a joke. Don’t be so fucking sensitive. We don’t allow that shit here, okay? This is a safe space. Emzzzz.

In all seriousness… Why do men even watch porn? Just… why?

There’s a shit ton of reasons why they watch it. Research results have yielded roughly 80 diverse reasons. I know right? Fucking 80. As if they didn’t have enough [1].

But… after dissecting the excessive white matter in the brains of the numerous, lovely, chenelmen I’ve been with, I’ve gathered the following four, more evident observations that stood out to me.

One… is because… it’s there… it’s been made accessible… it’s now literally at the touch of a button… 24/7. You know? In the old days you had to go visit a brothel or find a back alley to see pro hos, which would have been hours or towns away. Now… it’s… there… it’s everywhere… You’re now even reading an article written by this ho.

Tap Tap Srcoll it’s a bare, permanently hairless vajeen. Tap Tap it’s a naked midget gargling jizz and  swapping cup with another naked midget. No? Not your porn cocktail? I don’t know… my porn dashboard be showing up random shit sometimes.

You open your eyes when you wake up and it can be the first thing in the morning that you see. No one’s gonna bat an eye, no one’s gonna say, “You can’t do that shit. Stop! That’s fucking gross! Have some values and dignity!” You can even close this tab right fucking now and skip to a new tab and watch porn… no problem. Quick, quick! Who’s gonna stop you?

Now… now that it’s there… and accessible 24/7, what would drive a man to click click click fap fap fap jizz jizz jizz?

Boredom. That’s another reason. Having… too… much… fucking… time. Because it’s quick and accessible 24/7, when they’re bored or have nothing better to do, they watch porn, because it takes too much physical and mental energy to do just about anything else. So what can a man do to be entertained that won’t require him to leave his comfortable spot?

Porn. It’s the easiest and quickest thing to go to that’s gonna be less exhausting, but a hundred times more stimulating, thrilling, and exciting, right?

Am I saying men are lazy? I’m not saying that, you’re the one thinking it. But the reality izzz… men biologically have low tolerance for boredom and have high thrill-seeking behaviors because science has intended them to be downright idiots… I’m just kidding… no… seriously… science has intended them to be that way due to high testosterone.

Now… since the beginning of fuckeng time… throughout the first seven stages of evolution… since the birth of homo erectus to evolving into homo sapiens… they’ve been made to naturally have high testosterone so they can be men who are ready to fight, run, hunt, kill, and survive throughout the ages. They’re always on it. They’re meant to think they can do anything because evolution and science say so. Science gave them that bravado so they can have the courage to find a mate and procreate. Just imagine a world where men aren’t as macho and aren’t as into machismo as they are today. I bet you humanity would be near extinction because men would have a weaker internal drive to procreate and leave their biological mark. The only ones left would be Taurus people because they would refuse to die because of how stubborn they are and would want to prove everyone wrong that they everyone will die.

This has been the way since day one… how else would have humanity persist and survive if it weren’t for their thrill-seeking behaviors and low tolerance for monotony. That’s why they’re always the ones getting into reckless accidents… into video games… into sports… into action movies… into getting themselves into random dumb shit that always gets them into trouble because they’re idiots. Char… no… it’s because these activities are exciting… thrilling—keeps them energized. Keeps them amped up and elevated like how they would everyday if they were hunting in the wild. It all goes back to that feeling of being primal and animalistic. It’s in their DNA.

Zow… now that they also have this combination of low tolerance for boredom and high thrill-seeking behavior… what’s gonna be their outlet? Today, in our society today, in this ICT era… in this AI technology era… what’s the equivalent of stepping out from a cave and going out into the wild the entire day… hunting for food… looking for a mate… and going back home with hunted food and a mate? How would a man get that testosterone fix in today’s world without the hassle and exhaustion of the old, ancient first-day ways?

Porn.

If I were a high-testosterone man and I have nothing to do all day… no plans to do anything… no responsibilities… no kids… no plans to go out with friends… just nothing… it’s a chill day. I’m only responsible for myself… I just wanna chill with a video game… or my phone … and I get burnt out from doom scrolling… You know that feeling when you’ve been on social media sites for so long and you’re doom scrolling and you get burnt out from doing absolutely nothing? Yes… that… the next thing I’d think of is watch porn… because I can and I like the exciting, stimulating feeling it gives me. I don’t necessarily have to jerk off to it… I’ll just watch. I just wanna get my heart racing… like how I would in the wild… if I were still a homo erectus. Will I jerk off to it? I don’t fucking know yet… I’ll just watch it and I’ll see. I’m just bored. I just wanna feel like a man. I don’t know how else to be entertained. I’m just bored. I’m just gonna watch porn. It’s not a big deal.

You mostly see this behavior in younger, single, and childless men because they really do have more free time and don’t have quick access to a vajeen… they’re just chill, and they’re also at the peak of their libido. Like… they can fuck twenty times a day and show up for work or school the next day and they wouldn’t even get a cramp from it. Throughout these ages, they can spurt spurt ten times a day until kidney stones come out they wouldn’t give a shit. They won’t even stop fapping even if their right hand becomes sore, they’ll just use the left one. You see this in men who are going through puberty until they’re around 30 when their sex drive is just right up there because science is telling them “Time to have kids! This is when you’re at your healthiest to produce healthy sperm. Chop! Chop! Go fuck!”

Which leads me to the ultimate… the main and primary reason why men watch porn. It is a gigil boost. They want that feeling of “I wanna fuck right here… right now. Let’s go! Give me a ho!” They want the build up. They want that shaking tension within themselves. Why? No other reason than it just feels ten times fucking better when you’re about to have sex or jerk off when you build the tension. Not necessarily and entirely physically, but also mentally and emotionally. It’s holistic. It’s like… you know the organic feeling… when you’ve been sexting a lover for so long and you haven’t seen each other in a while and you’re exchanging dirty thoughts of the things you wanna do to each other… things you can’t wait to do to them… and the sexual tension just builds up each day that when you finally see each other and get yourselves alone…  you don’t even wanna do all the things you talked about… you don’t even wanna do foreplay, you don’t even wanna taste his face… no kissing, no petting, no oral sex… no face sitting.. they wouldn’t even want a fucking blow job… no dry humping, no momol, NONE whatsfuckingoever… you simply just want to put it in because it’s such a long fucking time and you just wanna be destroyed.

That’s what porn does… that’s what porn gives… except that with porn that tension and build up are instantaneous and intense. It’s a quick rush of adrenaline, instead of the slow drag of organic stimulation and courtship. That’s why they watch porn. Instant gigil. And because they’re in that gigil zone… their dyick gets super wood hard from all the pent up blood rushing… making it more sensitive to sensation… also contributing to why it’s ten times fucking better to have sex or fap after watching porn

That’s why… don’t take it personally. If you catch your partner watching porn… he’s just most likely bored… or amping himself up for you… getting himself in the zone…  getting in the mood so that he can perform and he won’t fail or disappoint you.

“So… you’re saying… we should be okay with it? You’re encouraging porn consumption? You’re saying to leave him alone, not react, and just let him watch his porn? Is that what you’re saying?” 

I’m not saying anything… I’m not you. I’m not your prefrontal cortex, bitch. At the end of the fucking day it’s your decision. Your boundaries. I’m just here to elucidate some points and give my perspective… help you be more accepting that men really are idiots. Char…. No… I’m just here to tell you that 9 out 10 times… they’re porn consumption… it’s not personal. It’s not a personal attack on you.  It’s not intentional. They’re just… they watch porn because their two heads go on a fucking frenzy whenever they see a naked woman’s curves. Biologically and evolutionary… since the beginning of fucking time… they’ve been made to go crazy over a naked woman because that’s what men are made for. They’re wired to procreate. That’s their sole purpose in life. Plant the seed. That’s it! That’s their purpose in this world. How else would we reach 8 billion people? How else would we create civilizations? Their purpose is not to get a high-paying job or be a company CEO, their original purpose in life is to spread their seeds… get a woman pregnant as many times as they can because science and nature tells them so [2]. They go in a fucking frenzy whenever they watch porn because it’s where they see beautiful women with beautiful faces… big tits… small waists… and wide hips… why?

Big breasts subconsciously tells them that the woman will be able to carry copious amounts of milk to nurture and feed her babies…

Small waist subconsciously tells them that the woman is currently not pregnant by another man and thus be available for him to get pregnant…

Wide hips subconsciously tells them that the woman will not have a problem birthing and delivering babies… won’t lead to stillbirths.  

Beautiful face subconsciously tells them that the woman has good, healthy genes which she can pass on to her babies.

They don’t fucking think about this shit right then and there… “Oh… I like watching porn because Mia Khalifa’s breasts look like they have so much fucking milk.” Fuck no. Fuck that shit. No. They don’t think about that shit right then and there. It’s not the immediate thought that comes to them. That’s not how it works… just multiple nerves and circuits in their brain are signaling these men that these type of women will definitely, not just look, but definitely bear healthy children. It’s imprinted in their DNA to respond positively to beautiful, naked, curvy women because they are biologically and seemingly the best out of the bunch to carry children without health problems… to give birth normally through the vaginal canal without complications… to be able to nurture and feed their offsprings with the abundant amount of milk they’ll be able to produce. It’s not personal… it’s biology… it’s evolution… it’s science. We will never beat science.

Same with women… it’s also why we respond better to men with higher testosterone (muscular, stronger jaw, more facial hair, more head hair, deeper voice, taller frame, bigger body) because high testosterone subconsciously tells us that that particular man has no problem getting us pregnant because he has so much fucking healthy sperm. Healthy sperm leads to healthy babies. Many women today don’t wanna get pregnant but they’re still attracted to these type of men because science, bitch, I’m sorry, your brain is still wired to subconsciously find the best mate, even if you personally don’t wanna get pregnant because of biology. We can sit down across each other and go on a discourse about this… the reality is… these porn stars… their body shape… their attractiveness… they are what men subconsciously consider to be perfect for childbirth and childrearing. I didn’t claim these things out of my ass… this is backed up by centuries of research. So don’t fucking come for me because you feel like I’m singling out women who don’t I’ve just accepted that scientifical fact that it all comes down to procreation and science. Even us women… don’t be a hypocrite and say you don’t find attractive men attractive… we’re also attractive to handsome men because they’re handsome features subconsciously tell us that our children with them won’t be ugly. The goal of evolution is improvement of the race. You don’t wake up one morning and decide “I want an ugly, hairless man to be the father of my kids. That’s the dream.” You have a criteria… and in that criteria… that man has to at least be attractive to you because in the back of your fucking head… you don’t want ugly children. Again… I didn’t claim these things out of my ass. This is backed up by centuries of research [3].

Back to my original point… because this shit is going different directions. Another… maybe the last reason why men watch porn… is that regular women… everyday proper women… me and you… or just you… coz… I’m a ho and undignified.... don’t react to sexual stimulation the same way these porn stars do. Porn stars really show that they enjoy it… that’s their job… their goal is to be as expressive and as convincing because at the end of the day, their main audience are men. I’ve tried anal… I surely didn’t fucking make the same faces Asa Akira does when she’s enjoying DP. That shit fucking hurts, dude. Not for the weak. It’s for the pros and the proper hoes. Just shows that they’ll make it appear as pleasurable for the male gaze. The goal of being a porn star is to want as many men to want to watch you while making a shit ton of money. Why else would you be a porn star if that’s not your goal? Zow… in that video they will make sure that their facial expressions and the noises they make will be entertaining for and cater to the male audience.

Many of these men who watch porn are having sex with women who are not as expressive and as responsive during sex… because for so long… society has told us that as women we shouldn’t like sex… we shouldn’t be verbal about it… we shouldn’t look forward to it or be excited about it… we shouldn’t enjoy it… because enjoying it or wanting it would make us unladylike, promiscuous sluts. That if we’re verbal about wanting sex and verbal about what we want during sex, we’re not deserving of respect. We won’t be wife material. Especially in our country, if we don’t fit the “Dalagang Filipina” criteria, we’re not for marriage, we’re for the streets. They don’t want us to want sex but will pressure us into having kids when we’re older. Double fucking standards.

But… I mean… can’t we be both? I think we can be polite, respectful, and honest all the same time while being a ho. Like… “Fuck me, po.” “You have a small dick, po. But it’s okay. I can deal with anything because dalagang filipinas are resilient.” See? It’s doable. There’s nothing wrong with being a strong, powerful, high-value Filipina women while sitting on our man’s face at the same time.

When’s the last time you told your husband during sex “Your dick feels so fucking good.” or “I want you to fuck me,” or “Ang sarap ng titi mo.” When? Not recently, right? I know… Immediately it makes you cringe. But your husband hears those words from Riley Reid and Samantha Saint. The thought makes you cringe because you’re not used to it because it’s just not who you naturally are.

It’s not your fucking fault… okay? It’s what society has shaped you to be. “So what do you fucking want me to do, Nikkifekfek? Act like a slut for my husband?” Bitch… letting your husband know you want him and how bad you want him won’t make you a slut. That’s your fucking husband, bitch. What’s his is yours, what’s yours is his. Zow… his dyick, is technically yours too. Use that fuckah. Get his money and use his dyick. It’s yours!

Just for once… set your shyness aside, set your values, dignity, and respect aside… set aside the society-morphed woman you’ve become, and let out that sex Cleopatra/Aphrodite goddess you’re meant to be just for once… for your husband, see where that shit takes you. See where that shit takes your marriage. See where that shit takes your love for him and his love for you. I don’t think you will forget the look on his face when he sees you willingly enjoying him and each other. Just try it, bitch, let her out, shut him up and take his life. Pulverize his testicles with your pussy juice. Dissolve his future with your vajeen. Fucking take him. See where that shit takes you.

Which leads me to the second question… So what is okay? Is it even okay to watch porn? The answer is simple. Porn consumption is purely subjective. Some people are entirely for it and okay with it, whereas some people are against it… some people have normalized it, whereas some people abhor it… some people think it’s a disgrace… an impurity… or a sin… whereas some people think it’s enlightening and helpful. But I’m gonna tell you this now… if porn consumption is a deal breaker for you… you have to let the guy you’re seeing know very early on. Because bitch… a guy who has seen porn… has been exposed to that world… will not truthfully stop watching porn just because you say so… even if you give them an ultimatum. They’ll make you think they’ve stopped… but they’ll just most likely hide it from you. They can temporarily stop… but in the long run? They never actually and entirely do. They will always find a way.

So it’s very important to make it known very early on… because it can also be a dealbreaker for the guy you’re seeing. They have preferences too. If it’s a dealbreaker for you… you need to find a guy who hasn’t been exposed to porn or a man who doesn’t give two shits about pornography and can live without it. There are men out there who don’t watch porn… or men who have watched porn but can stop watching it ultimately if you say so. They exist.

But is it even illegal to watch porn? In our country… no… it’s not. It is illegal in some countries like China and Pakistan because they think it’s harmful mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. But I honestly think it’s because they’re trying to control their population growth. But it’s legal everywhere else worldwide. (Click here to check the laws surrounding pornography). It’s just frowned upon, like child beauty pageants (not kids’ fashion shows, coz that’s actually cute), which I think should actually be banned because of predatory pedophiles who lurk and sexualize children. Note: If you do watch child pornography and actually enjoy it, please visit your nearest psychiatrist/psychologist because it is a mental disorder that can be extremely harmful to you and to children around you when dismissed. Many pedophiles don’t know they are actual pedophiles until they’re diagnosed after they’ve abducted, raped, and murdered children after years of suppressing their desires. There are ongoing studies for a cure, because it is in fact a mental disorder that needs urgent attention, but research is very limited because not a lot of pedophiles are willingly coming forward to admit that they are (check this most recent study in Switzerland), so it’s been tricky for the academic world. But if you suspect that you are a pedophile, the first step you should take is is to admit you are, then the next step you should take is off a fucking cliff. CHAR! Don’t do that. It’s not your fault, okay? It is a mental disorder. Chemicals in your brain are not acting right. That’s just it. What’s important is you practice self-control and be proactive in finding behavioral therapies that work for you, because as of now there really isn’t a cure due to lack of research, only behavioral therapies. Take that shit seriously bro. Don’t brush it off. Many law-abiding pedophiles are suicidal because they’re at war with themselves because although they’re fighting inner thoughts to not sexualize children, their bodies and minds are telling them otherwise. Pedophiles are also known to be sexually impulsive, hence the high number of sexual abuse, rape, and exploitation of children. Protect yourself, and most importantly, protect the children before your impulses get the best of you. If you think you are, send me a message so I can kill you myself… char… I’m kidding. Send me a message so I can direct you to the best psychs I know so you can have the best help you can get. I told you bitches this is a safe space. Anyone can come to me for helpful advice within the domain of sex. I don’t discriminate. I don’t judge. I will only charge a fee. Char. I won’t. Not yet… maybe in the future… when my book becomes a bestseller.

Is it cheating if he watches porn? Does he fantasize about the women he watches?

Again… subjective. Your boundaries in a relationship can be entirely different from the boundaries of other women in a relationship. This all depends on your perspectives as a person. If you think porn is cheating and can’t be convinced otherwise, then it’s totally fine. That’s your prerogative as a person. You’re entitled to label what is cheating to you and what’s not. We all have our boundaries because we were all raised differently, we all grew up differently, our brain circuits all function differently, we all think differently. For example… I don’t consider it cheating if somewhere along the way, my husband cheats on me with a gay man, but I will consider it cheating if it’s with a woman. Coz gay men are me, and I’m a gay woman… so it’s all the same.

I don’t think porn watching is cheating… but I do think watching/stalking random girls on social media is. I don’t think porn watching before sex is cheating… but I do think jerking off to it while watching it and I’m within the vicinity is cheating. Like… bitch, fucking use me! I’m your outlet! See? Subjective. It’s totally fine. You are not crazy and prude for considering porn consumption cheating. You have all the right to draw a line where you’re uncomfortable.

Now… does he fantasize about the women he watches? I’m not gonna dilly dally, lie, and sugarcoat… I’m not here for that… I don’t do that shit. I’m telling you right fucking now that he sometimes does. Not gonna lie. Especially if he has a favorite porn star. But… not all the time, okay? Sometimes those fantasies are only fleeting. They don’t last the entire fucking day. Give their fantasies to them. Leave them alone where they should be. So long as he doesn’t go to extreme lengths and tries to force you into making his fantasies a reality even if you don’t want to. I think fantasies are harmless and unthreatening to your relationship so long as they’re fantasies and unintentional. When I say unintentional… it can just be a random thought of a pornstar one minute and he’ll forget about it the next… intentional is sitting down and actively fantasizing about an officemate… a friend… somebody within close proximity… now that’s dangerous. That’s risky. Now that’s harmful and intentional. If he’s fantasizing about Hollywood actresses or adult film stars… leave them alone… Konswelo de bobo. 

So what do you do? What do you do with all this? How do we address all this?  

·      Suck his dyick, stare at his soul, and watch the life leave his eyes. Suffocate him with your pubic mons. That’s it.

·      Be his porn star. If you’re too shy to agree to making a sex video for his eyes only, start with a POV video of you giving him a blowjob. It can be for his birthday, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day. Then progress to longer clips and more wider shots for his eyes only. It’s really impossible to have sex video leaked nowadays because of face detection. You can create a hidden album on your iPhone or a digital folder with your secret password. If it’s not in your character to do this and you don’t wanna jump from being your normal self this morning and then being a pro ho tonight because you read this post… do it slowly. Baby steps. A slut doesn’t become a slut overnight… it takes years to develop a loud hunger for dyick.

·      Send him nudes. Send him a boudoir set for his birthday or anniversary. There are photography studios out there that will make the photos classy and artistic and not vulgar in any way. Just to let him know that you’re a sex goddess and you’re just waiting for the right moment to wake her up.

·      Always work on improving yourself… find the color that suits your complexion… play with makeup and what looks good on you and what’s comfortable for you. Find your style. Find what makes you happy and what makes you thrive. Invest in something that will make you a more confident woman. Invest in yourself is what I’m saying. If finances are tight and it’s just not doable to invest in expensive beauty products at the moment… try to get back in shape and be healthy. Get fit. I have never seen a healthy, skinny woman be ugly if she’s in a pretty dress styled to the nines. Get smarter. Be more intelligent. Be kinder. Have more empathy. Research shows that after attractiveness… after looking at the physicality… the next thing men look for is kindness. Imagine if you were hot and kind too? That’s a double kill. Why? Why kindness? Because he’s sure she’ll be kind to their offsprings. Meanwhile, for women, the second thing we look for is ability to provide. Why? Why ability to provide? Because if we’re at home looking after the offsprings, how the fuck are we gonna eat? Again… it all goes back to traditional gender roles because of science bitch.

·      Don’t lose yourself and try not to let yourself go. It’s fucking hard. I’m the last person who will tell you that bouncing back is easy.  Like… I’ve had three kids… my tits are down to my thighs I already feel them whenever I sit down to piss, bitch. I’m not fucking kidding. I’m not gonna lie that I’ve gotten lazy and have let myself go by 30%. But when you look good and you feel good, it shows. It shows in your aura, it shows in your skin, it shows in your mentality. Yes… it’s fucking hard to get your pink back and not let yourself go when you become a mother because you really don’t have the fucking time or energy to pay attention to yourself… but at least try and not let this stage be permanent… you can let it linger… but don’t make it last forever. Stay healthy, stay fit, stay gorgeous, not just for your man, but for yourself and your kids as well.

·      Most importantly… be your husband’s slut. Be the PTC mother outside your bedroom… but be his little slut when it’s just the two of you so he can get the best of both worlds. Men will marry the wife and mother material, but will have an affair with the office slut. Be both so he will feel he’s the luckiest man on this motherfuckingearth. Nothing will drive a man harder to succeed and compete with his peers than the internal pride he feels in himself by knowing he has the best wife. Make him feel like he’s a fucking man. See where that pride takes him. See how much drive they have to make more money and succeed when he’s happy and satisfied. What they say is true… happy wife… happy life… but... you also have to know that happy husband… makes life abundant. Oh!!! Tanginaka... I could be a poet.

“But that’s just not me… that’s just not my character… I can’t do it… I can’t be a slut… I’m shy.”

Well… bitch… you better fucking get in character… because you know who’s not shy? You know who’s gonna do the sexual things you’re too reserved to do? You know who’s gonna tell your husband that his four-inch dyick feels good? His future fucking mistress who has daddy issues and will do everyfuckingthing to win over a family man.

You might say… “But… if he cheats… that’s on him. That’s not on me. I’m not gonna adjust my character and do all these things just so he won’t cheat on me. That’s not my job. It’s not my job to keep him in check. That’s bare minimum. That’s given. He shouldn’t even cheat in the first place. If he cheats… he cheats. It’s not my fucking fault.”

I’m gonna tell you right fucking now. No sugar. No sprinkles. It doesn’t fucking matter who’s at fault why a man cheats. Men are fucking idiots. I’m kidding. Not all the time. Not all day every day. But sometimes they become idiots when they become comfortable in a marriage in the long run (mostly in their 40s-50s) and that primal feeling of being a man is provoked by another woman. They get this “My wife is never gonna leave me no matter what the fuck I do… because she’s my wife and we have children” thinking somewhere along the way.

Statistics shows that 4 out of 10 married men have had mistresses. Let’s give 1 more point to those who haven’t admitted to having an affair. So that’s 5 out of 10 married men. That statistics will likely increase because of social media and an increase in female population in the future. More women means more choices… more beautiful faces. Bitch… have you seen the women out there now? Have you seen how fucking beautiful and intelligent they now are? Especially with these cosmetology enhancements? Jeeeezaz. Fucking gorgias!

It's not your job to constantly warn him for not cheating… but the reality is… all men have a risk of cheating. All. Each and every fucking one of them can cheat because? It all goes back to having that primal feeling of being a MAN, because of their thrill-seeking behaviors, and because of wanting to procreate as many times as possible. The truth is… it’s exciting to have an affair. To feel new things. To be wanted by another woman other than their wives. It makes them feel like a man. Thus… the slightest prodding or hint from another woman that she’s available for him will encourage him to  … and once he has clocked in in his mind that he wants to have sex with her, he’s not gonna stop until he does so. It’s gonna be on his mind until they have sexs

So you’re telling me… it’s my job to excite him so he won’t cheat? No… bitch… I’m telling you it’s a mutual effort. You and your husband must maintain a strong unwavering bond. Keep it fun… keep it exciting. It should never be one sided where the woman will do all the effort just so her husband won’t cheat. It’s mutual. Zow…I’m telling you right fucking now… choose to devote yourself to your man if you know he deserves it and he’s worth. Give him your 100%.

Not entirely… But this is for another blog… coz this is getting to fucking long it can already be a manuscript to be submitted to International Journal of Pokpoks. Tangina.

Let your husband know he has a bad bitch for a wife and how lucky he is… keep him in his toes, bitch. If you’re pretty, get prettier, if you’re beautiful be even more beautiful, work on yourself, I want your husband’s dyick to get hard and up every fucking time he sees you. I want every time you are in the same room with him… even just seeing your shadow… his dyick well stand erect! “Attention! The commander is in the room.” That’s the fucking goal, bitch. When he sees you, I want him to be so fucking uncomfortable when he’s sitting down because he has to adjust his balls and dyick because they are not acting right. I want you to make your husband cry because he’s so fucking obsessed with you that he’s always torn between not wanting to go to work because he wants to stay with you the whole day, or he’s always driven and excited to go to work because he wants to give you a good life.

“Why… why would I just do that for him? Why would I give him my all? Just why? I’ve already given him my life and have given him kids. Why would I be of service to him? Why should I fulfill his sexual desires? Why? This is looking like it’s all in favor of men.”

If you truly love someone… there is no prejudice… no bias… no condition. It’s not “Why would I do this for him? He’s just a man.” Don’t get into a relationship when you want to be the only star in it. The moon and the sun should exist equally for the earth to survive. Even the sun and moon get equal parts to coexist. 12 hours of daytime and 12 hours of nighttime. One may shine brighter half of the day, but they both cannot exist without each other. That’s why… give hard, love hard, and fuck hard.

Because bitch… we only have one fucking life. I’m fucking tell your right now… you can drop dead today… he can drop dead today… you won’t fucking see him again. I want you to have the best kind of fucking marriage there is. The deepest type of union. If he’s not your soulmate and you think you’ve chosen wrong, fuck it, have an affair, CHAR! DON’T! I’m just kidding. Zeriouzly… if he’s not your soulmate and you think you’ve chosen wrong… create a soulmate out of him.

I want you to reach deep levels of intimacy with your husband, your man, so you can create a strong, unwavering bond that will last and go beyond lifetimes. Create an invisible string between the two of you that no one can cut. Create an invisible string so strong that you already feel his energy when he’s in the same room even without seeing him.  An intimacy bond so strong that you cry every time you look at and think of each other. I want you to have a happy strong marriage so you both can thrive and reach the end together. Choose each other everyday. Choose to love everyday. Choose to fuck everyday. Well… not everyday, umay na siszt.

Zow… what did we learn from this ho? The stronger your sexual, intimacy bond with your partner… the less threatening porn and other external factors will be.

We only have one life, bitch. We’re running out of time as we speak. Tick tock suck his cock. Use his dyick, get his money, sit on his face, make him cry. Bye.

Love,

Nikkifikfik

References:

[1] Burtăverde et al. (2021). https://doi.org/10.1177/1474704921102

[2] Schmitt et al. (2001). https://doi.org/10.1080/14616660110119331

[3] Soler et al. (2014). https://doi.org/10.1111/jeb.12446