Today I'm gonna talk about rimming--the art of eating the starfish. Rimming just seems to be a nicer term so it's not directly in your face like how the title "Eating Ass" would be, because I'm a considerate bitch like that. But it literally means to rim your tongue around someone's ass. I know. It sounds fucking gross. Butt... no pun intended. .. to men... that's their secret holy grail. Straight men won't admit to it, you'll never hear coming out of their mouths, because they believe it...

First of all. Thank you for paying P99 for this you cheap fuck. You couldn't make it P100? Char. Zow... wow... thank you for deep interest in wanting to know how to play with your girl's Skittle. I won't fail you, okay?

I’m gonna answer this question as a mother hoe, summer slut. But bitch… my answers do not reflect that of each and every woman and all other genders that are into dyicks…. Mmmkay? They only reflect that of others who are identical hoes.   Buttt… I will also answer this question from three angles, piledriver, helicopter, and downward dog. Chariz. No. Ang bastos ha!  Don’t be like that. We don’t condone this behavior in this community. Seriously now. Three angles—physically, psychologically,...