Zow... There is a trick that I discovered way back when I was a super summer, unmarried slut, and I would use blowjobs to make men fall in love with me because, although I was pretty, I had extremely low self-worth. I shall call it "Teeth Grazing." I don't know if your man will respond the same way, but it's worth a try, bitch. Just fucking try it; if it doesn't work, then I have failed you as a mother. No. If it doesn't work, then you would have looked ridiculous for nothing. I'm kidding. If...

Zow… once a year… I can’t do it more than that, ‘coz it takes too much fucking work. Once a year… I indulge my husband in a virtual reality (VR) blowjob — TEMU version — and I think you should do it for your husband too, if you’re a generous, summer slut wifey.

I’m one of the select women who can verbally say and own that I’ve slutted it out. If you know me personally or have been following me, you would instantly group me in the category of extreme, super ultimate hoes. If we were playing Family Feud and Steve asks you to provide names of ultimate hoes, I’d be up there.     Sex was crucial part of my life before getting married that I wrote about it everyday, not just the act of it but its entirety—the psychology behind it, the evolution of it, the...