The pornstar blowjob

For Valentine’s Day this year, I gave my husband the pornstar blowjob. I suggest doing this for your husband on a special day, maybe on his birthday or just whenever you feel like it. I don’t think many women have done this for their man because it can be a lot of work and it does make you question whether it’s ethical to allow your husband to imagine another woman while you’re servicing him. But that’s what porn is for! I believe it’s healthy to feed your man’s fantasy, bit my bit, so that he won’t go actually fulfilling and exploring all his fantasies. You know what I mean? (Read more about why you should allow your man to watch porn here).

If you’re able to do this pornstar blowjob, then Condragulations! You’re officially a blowjob queen!

It’s better than the Virtual Reality experience because he gets both of the same worlds.

To do it, first, you’ll need a desk where you can comfortably slide under, a chair, two screens (the most crucial items). Could be 1 laptop and 1 phone or 2 phones. If you don’t have a table where you can comfortably fit, you can have him lay down on the bed and have the laptop on his belly.

Second, youll have to find a blowjob video of his favorite pornstar, just a whole blowjob video from start to ejaculation and have it played simultaneously on the laptop and the phone.

Like this one video: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph633f3c754a042

Just search for blowjob POV and you’ll find thousands of resources. Just make sure to watch the video beforehand so you know what you’re in for.

Third, lay him down or sit him on the chair and you’ll need to play the video at the same time.

Fourth, as he watches the porn in the laptop, you will watch the same porn on the phone so you can also watch what he’s watching and THEN, whatever the pornstar is doing, you’ll do it at exactly the same time, she licks, you lick, she deep throats, you deep throat, she cups on his balls, cup his balls, exactly the same at the same exact time, so he’ll have the image and the sensation that he’s the one in the video and the pornstar is the one giving him the blowjob. GENIUS, right?

It's like the VR experience, but much better! I don’t do this a lot, just on special days and whenever I have the energy. The good thing about it is, they cum quicker, so it’s less tiring.

So, the steps are:

1. Search for a video

2. Set it up on the screens and set him up on the bed or the chair, whichever applies.

3. Turn off the lights.

4. Get him comfortable.

5. Get him naked.

6. Play the video.

7. Mimic the pornstar.

8. Make him cum.

9. Ask for monetary compensation. Chas. Give yourself a pat on the back, you’re a slutty wifey.

I’ve always wanted for him to do this to me, but I never wanted to ask him because he might feel offended about it because it gives the feel as though I want another man to go down on me. But now, of course, he’s gonna do it to me to without me asking because I’ve already done it for him. Reverse psychology bitches. Works every fucking time like cake.

Sex away! But take your damn BC pills and wear condoms, because genital warts are ugly, HIV is forever, and babies are fucking expensive. PERIOD.